For the funeral itself. Something simple. Tell a funny story about me. Don't play sappy songs that are going to make people bawl. Do not pick a song they play on the radio, because every time it comes on people will think of me and be sad, which totally ruins a good song. Do not open my casket until people are leaving at the end. I want everyone to wear black. I don't want everyone to be sad. I don't want flowers at my funeral. Please don't send them. I want one colorful casket-flower-thingy and that's it.
Bury me close to where my friends live. That way they can come and talk to me still. Make it simple. I don't care what you do to my body afer I die. Just dont let me be covered in bugs. I might turn over in my grave. Once a month come and put fresh flowers on my grave.
Closing the door, once and for all - 07.25.2004
random crap, and yes I suck. - 07.20.2004
fuck everyone - 07.18.2004
On Religion - 07.12.2004
Getting it all out - 07.11.2004